Military Parade Fan Gifts

Trump's Big Parade

Mardi Gras

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Men talking about the boots of the period

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Mind if I play through?"

American high street

The Trench-Sealer

Really big bang

"Sousa's back!"

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Billards.

Charles de Gaulle

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

The Sun Comes Out

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

Stalin.

France.

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

Get Ready for the Next One

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

A stylized tank.

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'