Parade Fan Gifts

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Mardi Gras

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Masquerade

Beefeater

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Cheek

Liberty, equality, sorority.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"I once loved a parade."

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dirty Grazing.

The Royal Hussars

American high street

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Mind if I play through?"

'These tribute bands never quite hit it off.'

Gin & Tonic.

Trump's Big Parade

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

On the Campaign Trail...

From the tournament of neuroses parade

The First of May

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'