Parade Enthusiast Gifts

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Senator Jones was given a Ticker-tape Parade for Passing the Paper Conservation Act

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

'Your mother deserves a parade and we're going to give it to her.'

'My door's always open because I love a parade!'

"Okay, I'm growing weary of the rose bowl parade. I think it's time to jettison Al Roker."

'Sir, do you have a permit to float that. . . Uh, balloon?'

Brass Band

"I can't help it. I'm afraid of heights."

"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."

"Nice try, but no, it's not like going to the Thanksgiving Parade."

"That's a good height for social distancing."

"I've thought really long and hard and what I'm trying to say is, while I love you, I only like a parade."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

A marching band made up of policemen carrying megaphones.

"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"

"Sorry, still rerouting."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

S & L Parade

"I'm afraid we'll have to call it quits, Irene. I love a parade."

Liberty, equality, sorority.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

On the Campaign Trail...

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

No One Could Have Seen This Coming

Viral Thanksgiving Parade

It's the Rose Parade!

I Love A Parade

Cheek