Parade Aficionado Gifts

"I once loved a parade."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Cheek

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

Party Party!

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

On the Campaign Trail...

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Fake Tropes

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Gin & Tonic.

International Carrot Day April 4th

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."