Marching Aficionado Gifts

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Michael Caine

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Home school marching band"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

The Thinker

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

'Steeee-rike three!'

Cheek

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Army Man Playset 2020

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"I once loved a parade."