Marching Enthusiast Gifts

'Off!'

'How can you make so many mistakes when there's only 2 option...LEFT or RIGHT?'

Bring flag factories back to America.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Children's Party

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Home school marching band"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Sidewalk Ballet

The Thinker

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Cake Walk.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'That Brown bears watching!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."