Marching Aficionado T-Shirts

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"Home school marching band"

Bring flag factories back to America.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

The Thinker

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Cheek

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Army Man Playset 2020

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Steeee-rike three!'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"I once loved a parade."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."