Chase Aficionado Gifts

"Hey, George… Squirrel! Check out my tail. Chase me around the chair. Smell my paws. The dog park? How can you just sit there? I adore you."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

The first car accident.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Back to school.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'God's speed.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Cheesie Rider

"Herb's from Texas."

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Carpet

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Beware of Everything

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'