Chase Scene Aficionado Gifts

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Excessive Paperwork

A number of runners run through police tape.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Crime

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

"Nobody leave this room."

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Race Horses See Big People.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

Too bad... According to witnesses, the victim was a really good year.

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

"Just as I suspected, this man is obese."

"It's not the first time this cartoonist has struck, Watson. I've seen this signature before."