Chase Scene Aficionado Pillows

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Excessive Paperwork

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'There were fingerprints at the crime scene inspector: Shouldn't that clear this suspect?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Crime

"Nobody leave this room."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Race Horses See Big People.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Just as I suspected, this man is obese."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"