Chase Aficionado Pillows

"Hey, George… Squirrel! Check out my tail. Chase me around the chair. Smell my paws. The dog park? How can you just sit there? I adore you."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

The first car accident.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Herb's from Texas."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Carpet

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Beware of Everything

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'