Rally Aficionado Pillows

Flat pack rally car

'Never try crossing the road during a rally.'

The first car accident.

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

'I think we have some stowaways.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

The Horse Races

Cars at the drive in.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'