Speed Aficionado Pillows

Foolishly, Brad listened to NASCAR great Jeff Gordon's autobiography while driving through city streets.

Formula One

"I love watching these things wizz past."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I told him he should have trained more."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Skier flying past mountains

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Speeding Forklift

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

The Horse Races

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'