Speed Aficionados Pillows

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"Perfect."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Speeding Forklift

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."