Speed Aficionados Gifts

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

"Perfect."

Skier flying past mountains

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'