Speedster Enthusiasts Gifts

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Dairy Devil

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.