Speed Enthusiast Gifts

Lookout ahead.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

"Broadband...yeah, it's great, now our totally useless website loads even faster."

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

'Slow down a bit Jenkins - give the economy a chance to cath up.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Formula 1.

'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'

'He kept telling me to drive faster.'

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Speeding Forklift

"Can you slow down a bit?"

'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'

Sometimes news travels too fast.

Motorcyclist.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Bridge out - minimum speed 200 mph.

Race Car GPS

Demanding father

Fast driver

The highlight of any given car race.

The rocket powered skiier

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Speed Trumps Size.

Relay runners

'Let's go, let's go! Get back on the track!'

"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."

Irish cabby boasting of his speed

Nobody thinks you're funny

Formula 1.