Speeding Aficionado Gifts

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"

"I need to tinkle."

The rocket powered skiier

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Skier flying past mountains

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Speeding Forklift

"On your mark! Get set!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Grim reaper ambulance

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Get ready ... Get set ...