Speeding Aficionado Pillows

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"

"I need to tinkle."

The rocket powered skiier

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

"I told him he should have trained more."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'God's speed.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Dairy Devil

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Speeding Forklift

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'