Speeding Enthusiast Gifts

'I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I told you she didn't like us!"

"Good morning, Squadron Leader - Having trouble taking off, are we?"

"Just be yourself."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Theatre Crowd

"Eat my dust!"

A day at the transgenic races

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Dairy Devil

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift