Speeding Enthusiast Gifts

'I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I told you she didn't like us!"

"Good morning, Squadron Leader - Having trouble taking off, are we?"

"Just be yourself."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

Theatre Crowd

"Eat my dust!"

A day at the transgenic races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Skier flying past mountains

'Stress'

I love my motor.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'