Speedster Enthusiast Gifts

'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"You idiot this isn't the Radar Detector. It's Billy's CD Player."

'I don't understand how a man who jogs so slow, can do everything else so fast.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Speedy Workers ?

"I brought you a new car last year."

The rocket powered skiier

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A day at the transgenic races

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Hey, wait for me!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Dairy Devil

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Speeding Forklift

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."