Speedster Gifts

"Think fast!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"...And another unique feature of this model is the turbo boast button,..."

Speed cameras.

Runner with a kick-starter.

'I'm sorry, I didn't hear your siren.' 'How could you, you were passing through the sound barrier.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Bronze medallist running late.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Two cavemen at a stop sign, one sitting on a dinosaur and the other on a jaguar - 'How do you like my new jaguar? Zero to one hundred in 5.9 seconds!'

'A fuzz buster? Kind of optimistic, aren't you?'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Rolling Stop.

Safety - Driving.

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

'We're not actually going that fast- it's just that the ink got smudged.'

'I like to watch a good car chase...'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Do you have a gun permit?'

Rides his bike like lightning.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Girl on a bike with a crash helmet.

'Need a lift?'

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Competitive jogging.

'Stop it! You kids stop it this instant, or I will pull this car into the pit, and you will both regret it!'

"Remember I said don't use this road because the car race was in town!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

The Fourteen Yard Dash

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

Pit stop.

'It's a fact! Over a short distance, a Hippo can outrun a man!'