Speedster Gifts

"Think fast!"

Runner with a kick-starter.

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Speed cameras.

"...And another unique feature of this model is the turbo boast button,..."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I'm sorry, I didn't hear your siren.' 'How could you, you were passing through the sound barrier.'

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

Bronze medallist running late.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Stop it! You kids stop it this instant, or I will pull this car into the pit, and you will both regret it!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Safety - Driving.

Rolling Stop.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Girl on a bike with a crash helmet.

Expresso Lane

'Do you have a gun permit?'

Competitive jogging.

'We're not actually going that fast- it's just that the ink got smudged.'

Rides his bike like lightning.

"Remember I said don't use this road because the car race was in town!"

'I like to watch a good car chase...'

'A fuzz buster? Kind of optimistic, aren't you?'

Craig Mottram

Two cavemen at a stop sign, one sitting on a dinosaur and the other on a jaguar - 'How do you like my new jaguar? Zero to one hundred in 5.9 seconds!'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Need a lift?'

Ostriches

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Me, I've stopped going to the gym: There was never a suitable speed on the treadmills...'