Speedster Shopper Gifts

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Complex Carbs

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Graduate

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Sore Loser

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."