Speed Lovers Gifts

"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Get ready ... Get set ...

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Formula One car models