Driving Aficionados Pillows

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

Sailor in Car.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Penguin Remote

Safe Driving.

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

I love my motor.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'The penguin is upset...'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"