Driving Enthusiast Pillows

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Car on exit ramp crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"

Car with training wheels.

'I was word perfect on the highway code, and still he failed me!'

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'Behind the wheel, Dr Jekyll is a totally different personality.'

'Mum's getting better, Dad. She's just put some of the car in what's left of the garage.'

'Dad, when can you teach me to drive?'

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

A man chasing tow truck as his car is hoisted onto flat bed.

'Right, now we've mastered the hazard lights, we'll start lesson four.'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

Eye Test.

'Well, you wanted me to stop at it, so I stopped at it!'

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

Your driving is good, but as I've got an inbuilt bias I'm failing you

Honesty

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

'Are you familiar with our bus system?'

'I know that he walked out straight in front of you. He's entitled to, as this happens to be his front garden.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"If you hear me scream 'Dear God, we're going to crash...' then start to break!"

'I wouldn't rate your wife's chances very highly, that's the examiner's car she's just backed into.'

'Anyone going slower than you you call an idiot... Anyone going faster than you you call a maniac!'

Courteous Self-Service.

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."

Revolutionary gearbox

If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."