Driving Enthusiast Gifts

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Car with training wheels.

'I was word perfect on the highway code, and still he failed me!'

Car on exit ramp crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Honesty

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'Behind the wheel, Dr Jekyll is a totally different personality.'

Your driving is good, but as I've got an inbuilt bias I'm failing you

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"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

'Are you familiar with our bus system?'

'What the...? Why does this &*%! car keep dying?'

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'Dad, when can you teach me to drive?'

'Well, you wanted me to stop at it, so I stopped at it!'

Eye Test.

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Right, now we've mastered the hazard lights, we'll start lesson four.'

A man chasing tow truck as his car is hoisted onto flat bed.

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'Mum's getting better, Dad. She's just put some of the car in what's left of the garage.'

Courteous Self-Service.

If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!

"The Motor Vehicle Department had some concerns for my safety."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Revolutionary gearbox

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."

'I wouldn't rate your wife's chances very highly, that's the examiner's car she's just backed into.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"If you hear me scream 'Dear God, we're going to crash...' then start to break!"

'I know that he walked out straight in front of you. He's entitled to, as this happens to be his front garden.'