Driving Enthusiasts Gifts

Insensitive Driving School

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'After we return the purse, let's practice the signal for a left turn again.'

I'd prefer to do my test on foot.

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3, 8 & 4."

'You seem to meet all the qualifications, but I'll still need to see you parallel park.'

Warning: Not responsible for anything in my life over the last 30 years.

'The penguin is upset...'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Penguin Remote

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.