Car Aficionados Pillows

Back Seat Driver

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Fakir's driving seat.

"Great party guys!! Can I offer anyone a ride home?"

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Nothing to steal.

'Coo, ta, nothing! Hand it back at once!'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"And this little hybrid beauty runs on either gas or liposuction fat."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I need wheels. You're gonna be the only father in town who doesn't help his son buy a car. 'Sergio Bemudez...the with no interest in helping the leaders of tomorrow!'"

"Believe it...I am your fairy god-padrino."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Chicken Road Crossing

'You gotta be kidding - your name is actually Anna Nicole-Smith?!'

Everything he knew about hot-wiring cars, he got off the internet.

Your new faster sleeker post office!

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"The Earth's a scary planet. Its inhabitants all want to drive their vehicles at the speed of light."

'It goes with your eyes.'

A car rental store has a very large drop box to return car rentals.

The Hatchback of Notre Dame

German cities ban diesel cars.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."