Rally Enthusiast Pillows

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"What's a patent?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The rocket powered skiier

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A day at the transgenic races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

"Eat my dust!"

The star hunters

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Tunnel of Like.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Bradley Wiggins

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

First Prize!

Palin 2012

Dairy Devil

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'