Community Rally Enthusiast Pillows

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Sign Reform

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Think globally. Act locally.

Centerville.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Hillary Clinton

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Holy Moses!

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

TRUMP

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Tough group."

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

An apple core school