Pep Rally Enthusiasts Pillows

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Cheerleaders

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Hillary Clinton

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Holy Moses!

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

TRUMP

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

A right of privacy party.

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Occupy the Rose Parade

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

The rally driver's breakfast

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Coalition dummies.

GOAT PATH

PEZ designs that bombed.

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.