Pep Rally Pro Pillows

Hockey cheerleaders.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Cheerleaders

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Soccer coach of the year.

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

The rally driver's breakfast

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

"It's a really exciting time to be here. Lots of positive change happening as I start turning this place around..."

Incentive

GOAT PATH

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

"Oh Lord - get me out of here."

"Tommy, you sang along very nicely, but you didn't knock it out of the park."

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Two men at the park, one with a remote control boat and the other with a remote control mine.

'Never try crossing the road during a rally.'

"Treat me like a car!"

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

"I think we should have turned left at the tree."

Onward

Flat pack rally car