Car Rallies Pillows

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

TRUMP

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Holy Moses!

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

A right of privacy party.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Occupy the Rose Parade

The rally driver's breakfast

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

Coalition dummies.

GOAT PATH

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'