Rally Racing Pillows

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

"I think we should have turned left at the tree."

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Go! Means NOW!

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Tractor Racing

Birthday Racing Car

Cheesie Rider

Smile

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'