Rally Racing Gifts

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

"I think we should have turned left at the tree."

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I need to tinkle."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Go! Means NOW!

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Snail Racing

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Baby Race.