Rally Car Mechanic Gifts

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

Smile

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

Animals are smarter than we think!

A souped up car...

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Turn down the bass."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

'Awesome!'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

Female parking space

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."