Rally Car Mechanic Gifts

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Smile

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

Demonic Repossession.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

Animals are smarter than we think!

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Turn down the bass."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Awesome!'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."

Female parking space

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'