Rally Rallyer Gifts

Bus rally tour

Smile

Palin 2012

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

The rally driver's breakfast

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Incentive

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

Trump Rally Tulsa

Running Stairs

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Let's hope it doesn't end in a photo finish.'

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

"Oh Lord - get me out of here."

Keep It Stupid Simple K.I.S.S.

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

'Don't snatch.'

Two men at the park, one with a remote control boat and the other with a remote control mine.

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

"I think we should have turned left at the tree."

Gives speech, then carries audience away.

Onward

"Hi, my name is Alexandre and I'm an alcoholic, eh." "Eh, eh, meeting - 7:00 tonight" "Canadian Alcoholics Anonymous"