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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

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Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

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"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."