Rally Lover Gifts

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Palin 2012

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Spaghetti Rave"

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Formula One car models

It's much easier on my knees.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

Annual 10K Fun Run

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

The rally driver's breakfast

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

Heart of America or Bypass

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Runner with a kick-starter.

Bus rally tour

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

Way-too-easy rider.