Reel Lover Gifts

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Kirsten Johnson

'Choose, Fenster

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Lord Byron

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Barry Unsworth

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Ennio Morricone

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Spider boy

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Sylvia Plath

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

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