Video Lover Gifts

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

TV-Man

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

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Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Kirsten Johnson

Star Wars Audience

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Tom Hanks

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Cinemuck

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"