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What're you doing?! Your contract forbids you from watching "cute baby videos" on YouTube. Cute baby videos lead to employees wanting to have cute babies of their own. Having babies leads to employees asking for raises and time off. I don

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

TV-Man

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

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Solar Panel

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Kirsten Johnson

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Star Wars Audience

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Hooray for Bollywood!

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"