Youtube Video Lover Pillows

"We've decided we're going to settle this in the comments of a YouTube video."

Trial by Media

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

We're With Stupid

Menopause and the City

"Planet of the puppies"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

James Bond: Senior Years.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"No sign of Simba?"

Clownton Abbey

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.