Youtube Video Lover Pillows

Trial by Media

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

"Planet of the puppies"

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"Start talking."

"No sign of Simba?"