Music Video Lover Gifts

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Taylor Swift

'I Hear Beeping! 'It's just the kids watching...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'