Music Video Enthusiast Gifts

Warning: The following music video contains NO sex and violence.

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

The following music video contains wholesome language...

'...Then at 2:30, Senator, you're meeting with a group of women who want legislation requiring the girls in music videos to be the same age as the rock stars.'

Katy Perry

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Griller highlights never gets old

Madonna.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Taylor Swift caricature

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"This is going to be a great video!"

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

The New Austerity.

Taylor Swift