Videography Aficionado Gifts

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Filming Christmas

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Disney will flip!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Griller highlights never gets old

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'