Videography Aficionado Gifts

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Filming Christmas

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Disney will flip!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

Gina soon regretted asking her father to videotape the wedding.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Griller highlights never gets old

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'