Internet Video Aficionado Gifts

'Okay. Job hunting. Pure focus. No distractions.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Wifi Peacock

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Griller highlights never gets old

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Grumpy Cow

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"