Music Video Aficionado Gifts

The New Austerity.

"Do you have anything featuring Miley Cyrus?"

"Non-stop music videos...this is the life."

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Elvis Presley

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Woman crying with happiness.

Eric Clapton.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Violin Practise

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jimi Hendrix.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Elevator Music

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Glyndebourne

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Sir Edward Elgar