Music Video Junkie Gifts

Madonna.

Glastonbury. After.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Movies vs. Films

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

7 More Dwarfs

How I met your mother

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

True Story Movie

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Cool hand... Uke

Ian Hislop

Amanda Seyfried

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

The World's First Talking Dog,

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Oprah talks in her sleep...

"Here's looking at me, kid."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

'Stocks rose on news that in the corporate boardroom and in politics, hot air always rises.'

If you buy that magazine, the paparazzi win. Celebrity Couples.

Taylor Swift caricature

Entourage HMO - Healthcare for Celebrities & Their Hangers-on.

Charlie Sheen

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.